Our mission is to use the e-media to slash away at the most ridiculous aspects of popular culture or just to be plain mean ... it varies from week to week.

New eSLASHes will be posted weekly, usually on Thursday nights, and our rapidly growing archive will allow you to relive favorite eSLASHes from the past.

I did mention that these columns are entirely fictitious, didn't I?

THIS WEEK'S eSLASHculture:

• February 28, 2006--Cookin' with Jammy

Recent reports:

• February 14, 2006--Busted Hearts with Jammy

• January 30, 2006--The News in Brief

• January 10, 2006--The Boot Squad

• December 5, 2005--It's Torture...Again

• November 17, 2005--It's Torture